"Wig in a Box" and "Vodka" 
@ Don't Tell Mama

Intro: "Laurel tried her fist nips of Champagne at the ripe age of one year two months at her parents wedding party (yes, she is a bastard and proud of it!). She was spotted wandering the decedent halls of the Plaza with a champagne glass the size of her head (take that, Eloise!). In recent years, Laurel has developed a fairly serious addiction to knitting, for which she has not sought help. Yet. Laurel adores Miss Piggie. In Kindergarten she made her best friend, Adam be Kermie; the skinny, shy five year old was a natural. Laurel began her "career" when the nap time at preschool was re-designated for her impersonations of her terribly tolerant teachers. It was a hit! Laurel learned anything and everything she knows about the performing arts from drag Queens, young and, um, "experienced"."